Lord Jarritos de Tamarindo Accepts the Dinner Invitation…

LORD JARRITOS DE TAMARINDO accepts the invitation to DINNER and finds himself escorted to an ancient limestone castle deep in the JUNGLE, populated only by the lone SERVANT and a mysterious PANTALOONIAN LORD…

His host identifies himself as COUNT STEPHANUS STEPHANOV, Pantaloonian Lord of JUNGLE PROVINCE. He apologizes for his failure to appear on the battlefield when the Knights fought against the Crusaders at FNARP BRIDGE – he was taken with a terrible illness for the last 6 months, and is only now regaining his strength. He promises his aid, both monetary and military, in the defense of West Luau.



As he begins to explain the exact particulars of his promised support, the COUNT is suddenly taken by a terrible coughing fit. He staggers from the table, holding his hands over his face.

"NO! NO!" He cries, "DO NOT! DO NOT LOOK! DO NOT FOLLOW!"

Before LORD JARRITOS can do anything, the COUNT hurls himself out of the open window. Outside, LORD JARRITOS CAN hear the shouts of the lone castle servant.



What does LORD JARRITOS do?

1. Get the hell out and continue to MINERTOWN.


2. Race blindly into the jungle after the fleeing COUNT.


3. Explore the now-empty castle to try to find out more about your mysterious host.


4. Continue eating dinner like a polite guest and wait to see if your host will return.


5. Hide outside and see what you can observe in secret.


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