Lord Citrus Seltzer Looks in a Well: House of the Beast 1
LORD CITRUS SELTZER rushes to investigate the faintly schlorping WELL, concerned that some poor soul may be drowning in its mysterious depths. As he approaches with his volunteer army, the SCHLORPING grows in intensity and volume UNTIL SUDDENLY – SCHLOOOOOOOORRRP!!! AN ENORMOUS RED TENTACLE ERUPTS FROM THE WELL'S DEPTHS. The army gasps as the hideous monstrosity rears up two, three, FOUR STORIES TALL! THREAT LEVEL 10. It scans the front line for a victim… (A quick, randomized selection is made and…) LORD CITRUS SELTZER. THE MONSTROUS CREATURE WRAPS ITSELF AROUND LORD CITRUS SELTZER – SEEKING TO DRAG HIM AND HIS STEED BACK INTO ITS WELL! LORD SELTZER (Threat Level 6, thanks to his trusty steed) ISN'T GOING TO TAKE THIS SITTING DOWN! (This is what a lucky roll looks like in Pantaloonia…) Despite being massively outclassed… LORD CITRUS SELTZER STRIKES A TREMENDOUS BLOW! HE SHEERS OFF THE END OF THE FOUL TENTACLE! AND FORCES THE REMAINDER TO RETREAT BACK INTO ITS WATERY LAIR...