Lord Jarritos De Tamarindo Starts a Mosh Pit: House of the Beast 4
There are numerous tempting targets available, but LORD JARRITOS sets his sights on the most dire: THE STEVE. The cannon roars, and a HEAVY PIERCING SHOT flies straight into the lumbering beast! (With some lucky rolling) the beast's monstrous hide manages to deflect a killing blow, but the impact sends him staggering backwards – to the detriment of several CANNIBALS attempting to stand their ground… And so ends the short and swingy life of CANNON CATCHER. KIELBASA THE GRAND MAN EATER takes a monstrous foot to the rear end. Continuing his series of death-defying rolls, the leader of the CANNIBALS manages to narrowly avoid death – But is thrown even further away from his (dwindling) allies, taking his enviable HELM OF ULTIMATE OVERCOMPENSATION with him. Seeing THE STEVE stagger around the edge of the KEEP with the FROZEN ANCIENT SOLDIER they covet (and wishing to avoid Pantaloonian cannon fire themselves), the CRUSADERS regroup and rush towards the back of the KEEP. "Fre...