The Black Russian Dances with Death: House of the Beast 7
THE BLACK RUSSIAN rallies his troops and barks out some orders: MISTER BULLYHAMMER is sent to secure the PRISONER – as for those dastardly MONKEY KILLERS… BLACKBEARD THE SLAV calls in his favor with the KING OF STINGING LOBSTERS! There is a sudden flash, and the villainous MONKEY KILLERS find themselves beset by a horde of STINGING LOBSTERS! The foul murderers flee as the STINGING LOBSTERS begin to COMBINE INTO SOME SORT OF SUPER-STINGING-LOBSTER! "United, we are strong! Rise! Rise! All for the glory of the people!" With the MONKEY KILLERS beset by STINGING LOBSTERS, BLACKBEARD THE SLAV turns his attentions to THE STEVE. Rallying his remaining Ninjirates, THE BLACK RUSSIAN charges the tentacle-distracted STEVE! Chaos erupts! Swords flash on all sides, tentacles slap with a sickening squick noise, FANGS AND CLAWS SWIRL IN A DEADLY WHIRLWIND! THE BLACK RUSSIAN forces his way into the cavalcade of carnage – THE STEVE COUNTERS – THE BLACK RUSSIAN IS UNHORSED! ...