Lord Jarritos De Tamarindo Finds Himself At the Intersection of Many Things: House of the Beast 7

Sweet ride acquired, LORD JARRITOS DE TAMARINDO opens fire on the advancing IRON SOLDIER.



But the skillful SKELETON PILOT straight up MATRIX-DODGES THE DEADLY PROJECTILE!



(Seriously, this guy rolled like 4 sixes.)

Unperturbed, the IRON SOLDIER lumbers down the PYRAMID, towards LORD JARRITOS!



Suddenly, a dolorous roar rings out to the South!

 

 

STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE!


As if in answer, the KEEP begins to shake, and suddenly –

 

"Onwards, Charlies! Onwards! To the aid of The Steve!"


The BUTLER – now transformed into some kind of horrifying cyclopean mustache-monstrosity – charges down the Castle stairs, leading a squad of SKELETONS.

LORD JARRITOS is about to be overrun…



What will LORD JARRITOS do?


1. Charge around the North end of the KEEP and try to catch the CRUSADERS in the rear.

2. Charge around the South end of the KEEP and try to flank the charging CRUSADER KNIGHTS front end of the CRUSADERS' formation.

3. Charge South towards the MOUNTAIN PASS and try to blast your way through the CANNIBALS.

4. Abandon your CANNON and counter charge up the steps into the BUTLER and his SKELETONS.

5. Light all of your GUNPOWDER on fire and then run for cover in the ruins.

Or make up your own crazy plan…

6. OTHER:___________________
 

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