The Black Russian Springs His Trap: House of the Beast 6
As the MONKEY KILLER and his loathsome crew march down the BURIAL MOUND and on flat ground, THE BLACK RUSSIAN springs his trap!
"'ere lads, this is the one you've been searching for all this time. And now we know what they are after. His monkey killing days are over!"
THE BLACK RUSSIAN and his loyal NINJIRATES smash into the vile MONKEY KILLERS!
THE BLACK RUSSIAN and his trusty Squire, MISTER BRICKMAN, fall upon SHEIKAH KNIGHT, leader of the MONKEY KILLERS.
SHEIKAH KNIGHT'S armor shatters under the barrage of savage blows! Step-by-step, he is forced back up the BURIAL MOUND, barely surviving the righteous onslaught.
The melee is a swirl of chaos – Ninjirates, good and bad, fly in all directions! Another MONKEY KILLER staggers up the BURIAL MOUND. Spotting an opportunity, STANLEY the STANDARD BEARER grabs one of the hapless hostages and yanks him to safety.
But one MONKEY KILLER stands his ground. Before anyone can reach him, he grabs the second hostage.
"Not another move, you filthy mutineers!"
Suddenly, a flash of movement catches THE BLACK RUSSIAN'S eye – behind him, a routed CANNIBAL has broken in on the scene, and the mysterious PRISONER is trying to make a run for it!
THE BLACK RUSSIAN scans the chaos around him.
The last MONKEY KILLER has the FARMER'S WIFE with a sword at her throat. SHEIKAH KNIGHT has been forced up the BURIAL MOUND, but all of his armor is destroyed – one good hit could end him. Immediately beside him, THE STEVE is lumbering past, completely unaware of the chaos erupting. Behind THE STEVE, the BLUE BASHERS set their pikes and prepare to receive the onrushing CRUSADER KNIGHTS.
Suddenly, there is a tremendous THWACK! An enormous hunk of RED TENTACLE slaps into THE STEVE'S face! The beast staggers under the sudden onslaught!
What will THE BLACK RUSSIAN do?
1. Fell the Captain, and everyone else will fall in line.
Order MISTER BRICKMAN to throw his brick into the exposed SHEIKAH KNIGHT.
2. Whoa, take it easy!
Call off your troops and try to negotiate with the HOSTAGE TAKER
3. Take a gamble.
Charge that dirty HOSTAGE TAKER and try to smash him before he can hurt the farmer's wife. Of course, if you fail…
4. Stop the PRISONER.
He's far too valuable to be running around unaccompanied – everyone, grab that PRISONER!
5. Paradigm shift!
THE STEVE is distracted – this is too good an opportunity to pass up! Everyone, charge THE STEVE!
6. Or come up with your own crazy plan…
OTHER:_____________________
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