The Lord Jarritos De Tamarindo Gets a Sweet Ride: House of the Beast 6

LORD JARRITOS and his cannon crew power slide down the side of the PYRAMID, inches ahead of the advancing IRON SOLDIER, and seize upon the abandoned WAGON.



A few split-second modifications and…



SWEET RIDE ACQUIRED.



Atop his new CANNON CHARIOT, LORD JARRITOS surveys his surroundings.



Just a few feet away, the BUTLER begins hastily closing the KEEP gates.


Shouts and blows ring out from the direction that THE STEVE took. It looks like the ensorceled BLUE BASHERS are readying themselves for a CRUSADER CAVALRY CHARGE. Just beyond them… Is that a bunch of NINJIRATES fighting?


Ahead, a handful of CANNIBALS are attempting to reform at the mouth of a cliff-lined pass, although they are having a hard time neither a STANDARD to rally under nor a LEADER (and his enviable headgear).

 

Judging by the sounds of shouted orders, the rest of the CRUSADERS are still on the other side of the KEEP.



Behind, the IRON SOLDIER claims the top of the PYRAMID.



More chaos rings out from the far south, but from LORD JARRITOS'S current position, it is impossible to tell what may be happening on the far side of the battlefield.

 



What will LORD JARRITOS do?


1 Charge the CANNIBALS and try to burst through the PASS.

2. Blast the IRON SOLDIER off of that PYRAMID.

3. Chase after the STEVE.

4. Strafe the charging CRUSADERS and blast the lead CRUSADER KNIGHT before he can reach the BLUE BASHERS.

5. Swerve around the back of the KEEP and blast the back of the CRUSADER FORMATION.

6. Blast that good for nothing BUTLER and his stupid KEEP gates!

7. Or make up your own crazy plan…
OTHER:______________________












 

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