Lord Jarritos Lets Fly: House of the Beast 9

LORD JARRITOS sets his sights on the GRAND MAN-EATER and lets fly!




THE GRAND MAN EATER (with a very lucky roll) manages to dodge the deadly projectile! SHEIKAH KNIGHT, standing behind him, is not so fortunate…



And so ends the villainous life of the lead MONKEY KILLER. He survived a heavy cavalry charge on MONASTERY ISLAND, but he could not survive the… CANNON CHARIOT. 

 

The sound of applause rings out from the nearby RUINED TOWER.



LORD JARRITOS takes stock of his surroundings… Terrible clanking and grinding noises from behind tell him that that the BUTLER and his SKELETONS cannot be far off. Just outside of the JUNGLE, the GRAND MAN-EATER, having cheated cannon-flavored death, is trying to regroup with the remaining CANNIBALS in the FIELD (and taking the enviable HELM OF ULTIMATE OVERCOMPENSATION with him). Ahead, at the South end of the JUNGLE, the MONSTROUS SERPENT WOMAN is regrouping her strangely dressed forces. Just around the corner, THE STEVE is beset by the main bulk of the PANTALOONIANS – from the sound of his roars, they have him on the ropes. But what is this? Cries and confusion ring out from the back of the PANTALOONIAN formation. LORD JARRITOS cannot see from his current position, but it sounds as though some sort of RUCKUS is afoot at the back of the PANTALOONIAN line. The PANTALOONIANS may have the upperhand on THE STEVE now, but if confusion breaks out amongst the ranks… Not to mention the fact that the BUTLER and his SKELETONS must be heading to reinforce THE STEVE.






What will LORD JARRITOS do?


1. He's not getting away that easy.
Hold your position and blast the GRAND MAN-EATER as he attempts to retreat.

2. Whatever it takes to get that HELMET!
Charge the retreating GRAND MAN-EATER with everything you've got – cannon, pistols, lances – and get that HELM OF ULTIMATE OVERCOMPENSATION.

3. Looks like she could be a problem…
Hold your position and blast the SERPENT WOMAN and her troops.

4. Let's erect a barricade.
Fire your CANNON into the large jungle TREE next to the SERPENT WOMAN and knock it over into her troops – with any luck, it should crush some, split the others into two groups, and erect an impromptu barricade.

5. I have to hold them off!
Spin your ride around, charge back through the MOUNTAIN PASS, and attack the BUTLER and his SKELETONS before they can make trouble for the PANTALOONIANS.

6. We need to find out what's happening…
Ride out of the JUNGLE and into the FIELD to see if you can get a better view of what's happening at the back of the PANTALOONIAN formation. Of course, the CANNIBALS are also in the FIELD… you might have to fight your way to a vantage point.

7. Here, monkey, monkey, monkey!
Whistle for the celebrating MURDER MONKEY to join you – there's always room for a poo-flinging sword-monkey on your CANNON CHARIOT.

Or make up your own crazy plan…
(You have the ability to move in one direction and shoot in another, so feel free to mix-and-match orders to your heart's content.)
 

8. OTHER:______________________

Resources you have at your disposal:

  • Gunpowder barrels.
  • Pistols.
  • Cannon Chariot.
  • Horse (can be detached from chariot).
  • Cannibal corpses.
  • Large trees.
  • A small campfire.

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