Build-a-Knight

 

For those of you that want to custom design your heroic Pantaloonian Knight before you play, here is a quick and sloppy list of the parts I have available:

Heads



Shirts



Pantaloons!



Weapons


Different categories of weapons (swords, axes, spears, etc.) have slightly different effects, but all of them are awesome. Feel free to pick just based off of look.





Full suits of armor

I have 2 full suits of armor with matching helmets and shields. You can pick one of these (first come, first served) OR you can build your own suit of armor by picking a helmet, a chest plate, and a shield independently from the lists below. (You don't have to pick a chest plate if you don't like the look, but they do give you a defensive bonus.)

Shields



Helmets

(I have a bunch of different colors of feather plumes that can be swapped out, so if you like a helmet but want a different plume we can make it happen.)



Chest plates


 

Conclusion

Just tell me the numbers/letters for each category, and I will build your valiant Pantaloonian Knight!


See you on the battlefield…

Onwards, TO GLORY!

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